Homunculus Rima is so small she could parachute out of a snake's arsehole

Written by Doublethink ( 28/4/08 )

Homunculus Rima is so small she could parachute out of a snake's arsehole... and still free fall for a short while before opening the chute.

Knowing that, Kyle Sandilands wanted Rima to parachute out of him for her entrance on tonight's Big Brother Launch Show. Occupational Health & Safety put the kibosh on that idea and Kyle sulked & threatened to quit in disgust with Channel 10's ethics.

Instead munchkin Rima will walk on stage tonight and straight into a scandal. It has come to light that Rima is a professional performer going by the name of Rima the Itty Bitty Belly Dancer (Red Door Burlesque)

Rima has been on Kyle's & Jackie's radio show before and if you want your very own little performance you can book Rima via the agency that manages her
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Rima is such a regular performer that she could have the upperhand whilst on Big Brother?
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I have been calling for a Homunculus on Big Brother for years and finally my prayers have been answered, however I can't help feel it's all a little tainted

Four other Midgets, who were not performers auditioned for Big Brother, but Kyle & Co. picked Rima who didn't audition, was a professional performer, worked with Kyle before and is savvy and confident in front of an audience & cameras.

I was the first to announce that indeed a Homunculus was going into Big Brother this year. Top of my list was this fighting little mite Jeremy, 23 of Victoria, who even made it into the top 100. But it seems as if Big Brother has just picked another promo model/wannabe performer from a talent agency instead of a real person like Jeremy?