Freak involved in Freak accident

written by Doublethink 3/5/08

During last night's Friday Night Live, Big Brother confirmed once and for all that the laws of gravity do indeed apply to midgets.

Rima the squirrel sized housemate was hoisted up 6 metres, or in midget metres - 12 metres from the ground and expected to survive the tumble down. Well, she nearly didn't.....In fact, so hurt was she that the cameras dared not show us the mess of twisted limbs that poor Rima had become. All we had was our imagination and the sickening groans emanating from outside the camera's view.

TV really showed us what arseholes are involved in the industry when all are instructed to go on with the show. Let's not care a fcuk about the poor unfortunate Rima, who in becoming injured is also rendered persona non gratis.

Even the housemates were instructed not to mention her very existence. Being compliant fools they allowed BB to represent them as self-interested callous cads.

Rima seems to have shrunk out of existence just like in the movie The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957 ). The Icredible Shrinking Man, an old favourite, was on a fortnight ago on ABC2. Entering a lurid mist the hero begins to shrink until he no longer is visible by any other human. Alone in the cosmos he eventually finds solace in himself.



Invisible, yet still existing somewhere is Rima....absent and ignored, the show must go on without her.