A Happy Idiot is a Wonderful Thing

Written by Doublethink 5/5/08

Being witness to a happy idiot is a wonderful thing and Big Brother has given us Saxon for our bewildered amazement. Big Brother has outdone himself this year in presenting Saxon to us, an Uber happy idiot....a super moron...a spectacular imbecile...so pumped upped, so chuffed and so unaware that he is the town idiot.

Bear witness to his proud displays of illiteracy and cringeworthy crap RAP...



Here's a transcript of Saxon's rap..

I never had no money.
Cause when I started rapping people like
people said its funny that i'm trying to be something that I know that i'm not;
I'm only young and having a go.
I think its sick, that we're all oblivious to the truth,
nuclear overload our children are hideous at youth.
symbolic in status, they call me the maddest math-matis, the lyricly baddest,
the sickest winner spitting suckrilifical sickness.
you withheld the information needed we superseded on feeding the beast at least we get to witness the feast of mortals enter space portals
brain malfunction, court corruption, they tighten the net, I've travelled to the safety of my orbitting jet, you respect my powers
precision tractic to crush the spirit, hoping that you gonna fear it, yeah.

Fuck me Jesus what an amazing brain malfunction in the form of automatic dribbling that even Andre Breton would've been proud of. Andre Breton the Dadaist poet and precursor to Surrealism pioneered automatic writing ... a process where the writer isn't conscious of what thoughts he is writing.

Saxon isn't capable of considered thought processes, he has no cognitive prowess at all. But what he does have is the ability to prattle on in a stream of unconscious dribble, a blabbering fool spouting shit for the applause of the other stupid housemates.

Big Brother has gone all DADA on our asses