written by Doublethink 3/5/08
Let me set the scene for you....... A hospital....in burst a pair of Ninjas carrying a midget dressed as a Martian who has a broken leg!
Doctor 1 " We get all the weird ones on Friday night"
Doctor 2 ( to Rima and the Ninjas ) "ok, what the hell were you guys playing at?"
Precisely...what the hell were you guys playing at...Big Brother? Any fool could see that the ramp was going to injure the Midget as she tumbled down. OH&S are f...wits if they oked it?
But that isn't what I'm really pissed off about.....It's time to go Kyle Sandilands, your decisions are becoming the ruination of BB. On the opening night your only cared about the old & little one staying because you had a big part of it happening.
Granny is gone, but you have found a way to bring her back...Rima is broken, but can you find a way to instantly mend the situation?...NO!
There was a perfectly good Homunculus that auditioned by the name of Jeremy ( pictured below ). Jeremy made it into the top 100, he's fit...in fact he's built like a mini brick shithouse and is as tough as nails.
Jeremy could've been drop kicked over the wall and into the Big Brother house and survived without a scratch, but no ....corrupt Kyle had a mate.... a mate who didn't even audition for BB.....Rima!....and she was given a golden ticket into the house and the f...wits at FNL were always going to kill her.
I call for the immediate sacking of Kyle Sandilands. ESS look as what this bloated buffoon has already cost you and cut your losses...!
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