Click photo to enlarge.Greeting and salutations my fellow oblivion seekers. By some incredible piece of luck an acquaintance of the bunny was walking this afternoon through St Leonards Park in North Sydney when his desire to empty his bowels became overwhelming. Running to the nearest public toilet and leaping into the least filthy cubicle he managed to relieve himself just in time. Despite the stagnant rank air my friend took a moment to explore his surroundings, discovering a message on the toilet door that read "Why are you looking here? The joke's between your legs". However this isn't the interesting part of the story, this is.
At his feet he found a somewhat fragrant & smeared photographic document, a grid of a hundred people. Most had a red X next to them and only a few had green ticks. Puzzled by it's significance he went on his merry way for another block until on West St he passed the offices of Southern Star Endomel and wondered if there was a connection between this photo and the Big Brother show? So he did the right thing and scanned it for me to interpret and yes it does seem to be to be a list of the Big Brother Top 100 audtitionees. The markings, I believe to be who got into the next round of auditions and who didn't. But how did it get 2 blocks away and who at SSE prefers to use the public toilets to their immaculate crapper?
This we'll never know, but what we do know is that Big Brother sent emails out at 2pm today notifying 50 hopefuls of their ongoing chance of humiliation and the other 1,200+ auditionees got thin air punctuated by silence.
This document confirms the Homunculus made it to the next round, as well as some old bags, a milf ( Kim ), someone with a ridiculous name ( Sputnik ) and Peta. The rest were rejected outright. So much for their claims of letting the public have a say? Let alone expecting the top 50 out of the top 100 to get an interview? Nonetheless, I tend to agree with the choices on this mysterious and enlightening document. What do you make of it?
3 comments:
After reading your ridiculous story about the choice of future housemates, I can honestly say that half the people that are crossed on the Top 100 picture actually recieved emails, I was one of them proving your theory wrong! Make sure you get your facts right next time!!!
ajcook,
I am sorry to hear that the concept of "pure unadulterated bullshit" is so elusive to you.
Brainless, whats with this "Who?" business with Vesna? Don't you know who that is? LOLZZ
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