Greetings and Salutations my fellow oblivion seekers. My friends and my enemies call me Brainless. I am a pink vinyl rabbit with a peg leg who cannot help but always bite the hand that feeds me. The result of which ends up making me lay awake at night, sobbing inconsolably into my pillow lamenting my petty crimes and misdemeanours.
Out of sheer boredom and stupidity I have decided to join the world of blogging and what better subject than to make this Blog about?....... Big Brother Australia.
Please remember, my dear readers, everything I write here is pure unadulterated bullshit for my own amusement and hopefully yours.
So here goes...
Big Brother 2008 Australia has come up with penny-pinching plan to fool the feeble minded amongst us, who for whatever reason, found it necessary to apply to be a housemate. Their smoke & mirrors campaign is aimed at making us all believe that we have a say in who gets selected. Yeah, right? like they're going to let some nutcase like me have a say? I wanted to apply as a housemate but those narrow minded bastards wouldn't let an inanimate object audition. Them's the breaks for being a pegged legged vinyl wabbit *cries*
And I wasn't the only inanimate object who wanted be in the Big Brother House. Woodman had a great video, but alas he also was deemed ineligible.
Anyway, the voting has already closed and the tallied numbers discarded. Instead SSE/Channel 10 will decide who gets in with the good 'ol traditional way of doing such things. At midnight tonight the staff at Big Brother will come in. A wall will be covered with the photos of all those auditioning. One by one the staff will take turns being blindfolded, spun and given a dart to throw. Medics will be standing by and before sunrise they'll have the top 50 to interview. A week later they'll pick the housemates from their "special list" of promo models that never auditioned.
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5 comments:
How delicious! Will link your famewhore arse on both my blogs, post haste!
Come back to BBBA Brainless, TD et al say all is forgiven ...
Especially Et Al.
:)
regarDS
Derspatz,
Come back to BBBA?
When did I ever leave?
BBBA should be happy that I am wasting my time blogging. After all if I am enjoying myself doing this, then I'll be spending less time there?
BBBA is a wonderful place, it's just that I'm no longer welcome there.
Well look who's re-appeared here now.
I've looked at many of the audition vid's, only a few stand out at anything interesting and different to previous years. Proof will be in the pudding, the show sure needs to improve to have any ongoing life in it.
For months I've been bending over at BBBA waiting for a welcome paddle from the wascally pink wabbit and all you can do is promise more wood. Sheeeesh.
We'll your blog is now part of the total BB mix. Brings a sense of reality to it all I guess.
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